Provisions

Salt is good seasoning for a steak

But you still need a knife to enjoy it

I don't have a sharp knife

Nothing as fierce as the samurai sword on your hip

I have a spork I got from the KFC in town

And it's still in its wrapper

I'm keeping it sharp for the day of war

Poem

/taː baːzdãːk'aːf tʃɹ/

/tɒ̃ baːzdʁiːmɒ̃n/

̃̃/iːθiːf tyb/

̃̃/yːðyf tyb/

̃̃/taː teɪxaːtk'aːf tʃɹ/

̃̃/tɒ̃ eɪxaʁiːmɒ̃n/

̃̃/ɒ̃nʌf tyb/

̃̃/aːzgaːf tyb/