Helluva Girl

She's one helluva girl

And when the fit hits the shan

I'll be glad to have her at my side

Her eyes are oh so bright and clear

Her smile's oh so sweet and wide

She's one helluva girl

She's the paragon of what a woman

Ought to be and everything I need

With a gun in one hand and a hammer in the other

She knows just how to make me burn with lover's greed

She's one helluva girl

She knows just what I like

And what I didn't know I did

I was crazy before I met her

But the strings of my heart she sure as hell undid

She's one helluva girl

She knows her way around

A gun and never loses her cool

She's got diamonds to mark her territory

She's made me her blathering little fool

She's one helluva girl

We've got a crazy mad love

And we're gonna build it up

Just like that Winchester House

I don't like being a slave to anyone

But I've started my own femme worship

She's one helluva girl

And when it's been seven years to the day,

Then I'll know she is the one for me

I'll be her jester and she'll be my clown

We'll turn each other's frowns upside-down