I remember this one time
When your moustache blew off in the
wind
And I remember this one time
When a penguin stole your unicycle
I remember this one time
When I stabbed you three times in the
neck
And I remember this one time
When we were both tripping balls
And we stole a firetruck and crashed
into a Hooters
There was a fire-
In my pants!
I remember this one time
When you were pole vaulting
And I kicked you in the nuts
And I remember this one time
When I held your dog under the water
till the bubbles stopped
Oh, I remember this one time.......
But we both agreed to never talk about
it again
And I remember this one time
When you really liked this girl
So I told her me and you were gay
together
I remember this one time
When we both got tattoos of unicorns on
our chests
And I remember this one time
When we swore we were the reincarnation
of famous poets
I remember this one time
When we drank dirty dishwater
And then we puked our guts out
And I remember this one time
When we would only speak broken Korean
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