Monday, July 31, 2017

Observations of a Layman

Where do birds come from?
I read in an article online
That birds are the descendants of dinosaurs
Just another creature in a long never ending chain of evolutionary progress
So I guess birds are like you

Where did the dinosaurs go?
I read in an old textbook
That they died in a meteor impact millions and millions of years ago
Just another pile of bones ordered by age in the geological​ column
So I guess dinosaurs are like me

Where did we end up?
I read in my diary
That all women are bitches
And the men aren't any better
Just a bunch of apes trying to get to the top of shit mountain so they can get all the bananas
So I guess we're like that meteor that killed all the dinosaurs, except the ones that became birds.

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