Whip Guy

This one time I was in a novelty store,

I bought a whip for fifteen dollars,

Now,

I whip stuff!

Yeah, I whip stuff!

On the weekends I got to the park and,

Whip stuff!

I whip stuff!

Yeah, I whip stuff!

I whip stuff like trees, squirrels, and rocks,

Yeah I whip rocks.

I'm not Indiana Jones or a lion tamer,

I'm just a guy with a whip,

My name's Darryl,

I'm from accounting,

But on the weekends,

I'm whip guy!

Yeah, I whip stuff!

That's what I do with my spare time,

'Cause I'm divorced and Janice won't let me see my kids!

I whip stuff!

Yeah, I whip stuff!

I'm not Indiana Jones or a lion tamer,

I'm just a guy with a whip,

My name's Darryl,

I'm from accounting,

But on the weekends,

I'm whip guy!

Last week I went to her house,

And I whipped her boyfriend's hummer,

Yeah, I whipped it!

But it's a hummer,

So it really didn't damage it.

So I pulled out my knife and sliced his tires,

And scratched his paint,

And they called the cops,

And I whipped the cops!

I'm not Indiana Jones or a lion tamer,

I'm just a guy with a whip,

My name's Darryl,

I'm from accounting,

But on the weekends,

I'm whip guy!

I like whipping stuff,

In retrospect,

I should not have whipped the cops,

I got a five hundred dollar fine,

For whipping the cops,

I had to sell my whip.